HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGE HARRISON!
Today is George Harrison’s birthday. I am not going to do the mental math and calculate how old he would be turning if he were alive because it will bum me out. I also want to double-confirm for y’all (because people on the Internet love to correct other people on the Internet) that today really is George Harrison’s real birthday. Wikipedia will tell you otherwise, but Wikipedia is wrong. There was an error on George Harrison’s birth certificate because WWII-era Liverpool was shoddy like that, and his birthday has been misreported as being February 25th since basically the dawn of time, but last year it came out that George Harrison’s birthday is actually the 24th- today! Know it, learn it, love it.
Clearly, there are many wonderful aspects to the wonderful, calm and sexy human being known as George Harrison. For starters, he loves India! That’s such a hot quirk in a Beatles Boyfriend. And he loves racecar driving- less hot, yes, but to each his own. And once, in a story, I decided that George Harrison is the patron saint of clover, avocados, corduroy, the first day of school and the colour orange, so let’s remember this also. However, I’m a disgusting frat boy, so the trait in George Harrison I value most is easily his physical attractiveness. Let’s face it: homeboy is the hottest dude of all time. This is an objective fact. So, on this wonderful, calm and sexy day falling precisely four months before my twenty-sixth birthday built to honor the sexiest sitar-playing guitar-player who ever told Paul McCartney that whatever he wants him to play he’ll play it- let’s all freak out about what a babe he is on nogoodforme.com!
I personally started celebrating George’s ??th birthday at around 2:45 this morning, when I clicked through the first 50 pages of the Fuck Yeah George Harrison Tumblr (fuckyeahgeorgeharrison.tumblr.com) until my eyes bled. Here are my millions of gorgeous findings.

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