Posts Tagged ‘Pauly D’

Some Things I Love (And One Thing I Hate)

1. My friends Liz and Katie, who are getting married very soon and I really want you to vote for them in this Marriage Equality Wedding Giveaway contest thing deal. You know Katie; she’s DJ Freak Illness and she’s written for nogoodforme.com and for McSweeney’s. VOTE NOW AND FOREVER. We love you and you love love.

2. I’m going to see Sonic Youth and Wild Flag and Kurt Vile next Friday in Brooklyn, are you?

3. Wu-Tang Pizza; baby alpacas:


(Both via the Brite Futures Tumblr, which is a really good Tumblr. I’m going to tell you more about Brite Futures someday…in the brite future.)

4. Also from the Brite Futures Tumblr, Count Snoop:

5. The Hoot Hoot I Scream Hut, which doesn’t exist anymore. It was an L.A. ice cream shop run by a woman named Tillie Hattrup, and the owl’s head rotated and its eyes blinked. Actually a little terrifying.

6. This picture of Johnny Depp and Kate Moss, from Vintage Everyday. That’s a good look for Kate.

7. I’m going home to Massachusetts next week and I like to watch the Dom video for “Living in America” over and over cuz it was shot in my hometown and cuz it’s wild and dumb and beautiful. Dom has a new record coming out next week and I love the song “Some Boys” and there’s a review of the album in the Kurt Cobain issue of Spin, which stupidly identifies Dom as being from Dorchester. DOM ARE FROM WORCESTER. Dom are not from Dorchester. Fact-checking’s not that hard, Spin. Get it together. Also, your Nevermind nostalgia makes me want to shoot myself in the head. Soooooooooooooo totally trite.

8. Jersey Shore starts tonight, guys! I’ve missed Pauly so much. Hi Pauly.

I Have So Many Questions About The Limitless Trailer

1. Okay, first and foremost, DOES THIS MOVIE LOOK EVEN REMOTELY GOOD, OR DO I JUST REALLY LOVE “POWER” BY KANYE WEST? I seriously can’t tell, at all.

2. That part at the beginning, when Bradley Cooper says to the viewer “My excuse for looking like this? I’m a writer” – is that a thing? Do people generally regard writers as unwashed, disheveled creatures who style their hair like Bono in 1987? Is that what I look like?

3. Wait, doesn’t Bradley Cooper look 12 times hotter at the beginning of the trailer, compared to when he’s all cleaned up?

4. You know what expression I love? “You clean up real nice.” Will you say that to me someday?

5. Is Bradley Cooper an attractive human? I’m generally skeeved out by him, partly due to the fact that his skin is orange but mostly because his character in Wedding Crashers is so wildly loathsome. That’s always really bugged me about Wedding Crashers. Like, eww, Rachel McAdams, how did you ever end up with this dude when you’re obviously a totally reasonable woman and he’s apparently the worst person on the entire planet?

6. Speaking of Wedding Crashers, which coined the phrase “stage 5 clinger,” which the dudes say all the time on Jersey Shore, can you believe Pauly D brought the stalker girl back to the house last week? It was so cute when he put the “I Star-of-David Jewish Girls” shirt on. Oh I love Pauly D so much! Especially when he pronounces “refrigerator” as “fijarada” and when he says the thing about “roses, dawg, with pickles in ‘em! FRIED PICKLES!” If you don’t love Pauly D, you don’t love love is a rule I made up this morning while half-awake.

7. What kind of topping comes on an apology pizza? Fried pickles?

8. Oh, cool! You can renegotiate book advances?

9. Back to Kanye: Can you imagine how great 0:36 – 0:41 of “Monster” would sound live? It’s going to sound so good at Coachella. I’m not going to Coachella.

10. And finally – Portlandia‘s all right, huh? I really wanted to hate it. Damn you, Carrie Brownstein!!

Snapshot: Listening, Watching, Reading, Wearing, Wanting

+ Kat

Listening: John’s awesome No Wave mix at 8tracks.com, this awesome “Ballad of a Fly Girl” mix as well. That’s basically the X-Y axis of my musical perspective right there.
Watching: I re-watched Legends of the Guardians with my nephew, i.e. “Lord of the Rings, but with owls.” I really actually kind of dig it, and the voice talent is amazing.
Reading: I started Middlemarch, which I hadn’t read since my “19th Century British Novel” class, which you’d think would be a boring class, except it was taught by the late, great Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick — and so it was an extremely exciting intro to queer theory. I remember thinking Middlemarch was more exciting in college; now I don’t remember why. Maybe it’s not queer enough? So I stopped reading it, except picking through the stuff about the marriages. Then I read Edith Wharton’s The Custom of the Country, and OH MY GOD WHY HAVE I NOT READ THIS BOOK EARLIER?!!!!! It has the most shallow, vain, manipulative horrible social climber as the main character (whose only blessing is that she has the beautifully horrid name of Undine Spragg, which is shortened to “Undie.”) It began as “dressed-up historical chick lit” but then evolved into something a lot more tragic and amazing. Seriously, the whole novel is an example of how dramatic irony can endow a shallow character with a sense of existential tragedy. Interesting example of a female “anti-hero,” I suppose. Also: I just started The Ladies of Grace Adieu by Susanna Clarke, which I know I like because I loved her Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell.
Wearing: My favorite hoodie, skinny jeans, Frye boots. In other words, the usual.
Wanting: I need coffee. Right now.

These mixes rock! One is super-great No Wave, the other will make you wish you were a Fly Girl like Rosie Perez, dancin’ on “In Living Color” :

+ Liz

Listening: I heard “Paradise by the Dashboard Light” on the radio this morning, whoa!!!
Watching: Oh I only watch Jersey Shore. And I saw Somewhere and loved it.
Reading: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz
Wearing: My friends Alisa and Michaela got me a beanie that says “BELLS BEACH AUSTRALIA,” so I wear that all the time now. You know about Bells Beach, right? Fifty-Year Storm? It’s not tragic to die doing what you love.
Wanting: My MacBook murdered itself yesterday. I want for that to not have happened. Also, on Wednesday night I dreamed that Pauly D from Jersey Shore and I were living in a Shakespearean play that included the stage directions “Pauly D dispassionately sews silver thread into the toe of his shiny slippers.” I WANT IT TO BE REAL.

HEY DID I EVER TELL YOU I LOVE EVAN DANDO??!!!!! My fave’s the part with the Beatles/Stones trivia, and the part about being sick of being cute:

+ Laura Jane

Listening: My new “thing” is listening to Beethoven’s Grosse Fugue and writing Revolution 9 at the same time. It’s so cerebral and badass. It makes me feel like a grown-up.
Watching: You know what I just realized? I have a skewed understanding of what a grown-up is. Anyway, yeah: Jersey Shore, and about fifteen minutes of the only Rolling Stones documentary on Netflix, which features this really sexy Keith part where he’s like “Oooh, ahhh, I’ll never die, I’m too sturdy,” and I just, like, LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reading: Keith’s book. I’ve reached a point with Keith Richards where he’s no longer Keith Richards, he’s just “Keith,” in the same way that Paul McCartney is “Paul.”
Wearing: Oh, just the same-old same-old. But in a Keithier way than usual.
Wanting: To hang out with Keith and all his Rastafarian buddies in Jamaica in the mid-seventies, where we would all smoke weed out of coconuts together!

“ooohhhHHH Laura Jane! Smoking pot is so fun with you and we love you!”

I Love This REO Speedwagon Song So Much

And I really want them to make a movie about my life, just so there can be a spirit-rousing third-act montage of me and Christian Bale, exercising. The song will be “Keep Pushin’,” and the exercising (triumphant jogging, on a beach) will be intercut with shots of Pauly D and me and NOT CHLOE SEVIGNY eating pansotti alla genovese and drinking red wine from a carafe and laughing a lot and being so in love with each other.

Btw, the third and fourth best things I’ve done so far in 2011 are (1) start watching Jersey Shore and (2) fire the sea turtle as my spirit animal and replace him with Christian Bale.

Snapshot: Listening, Watching, Reading, Wearing, Wanting

+ Kat

Listening: My fixation on 8track.com mixes continues. I made one of double-dutch jams and boombox anthems. I also have been digging this one of art-themed tracks.
Watching: I FINISHED ALL EIGHT DISKS OF “DARIA” — get ready for Daria Week 2011, people!!
Reading: I got a Nook for Christmas and I am so in love with it. I am reading Stacy Schiff’s Cleopatra biography and Elizabeth von Arnim’s Elizabeth and Her German Garden. It’s about this woman living in Germany (duh) and her struggles to cultivate her garden (equal duh) amidst domestic duties, including living with what sounds like a really awful, sexist husband she calls “Man of Wrath.” It sounds weird, but it’s a wonderful book, peculiar, charming, with a wry, sharp, even facetious sense of humor and a beautiful sense of philosophy that manages to stay intact despite the rigidity of the narrator’s social role and expectations. It’s kind of a perfect book to read for the New Year, the type that makes me wish I were in English class again so I could discuss it.
Wearing: Booty shorts, a cut-up football jersey and wrist wraps. KIDDING! That’s what my avatar on Dance Central for Kinect wears!
Wanting: To rock the hard level of “Drop It Like It’s Hot” on Dance Central.

DROP IT LIKE IT’S HOT

+ Liz

Listening: A couple weeks ago my Facebook friend Michelle posted about singing “Dunkin Donuts Dunkin Donuts Dunkin Donuts Dunkin Donuts” to the tune of “Black & Yellow,” so now I listen to that all the time (in my mind).
Watching: On the plane to L.A. last Monday I watched six episodes of Jersey Shore. And then I watched many more after I landed. I am very much in love with Pauly D.
Reading: The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao. And I also recently read Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life and loved it. Both were gifts from Santa.
Wearing: my faux leopard fur coat a lot
Wanting: to meet, and subsequently date, Pauly D of Jersey Shore

My boyfriend Pauly D, dressed as Justin Bieber for Halloween:

+ Laura Jane

Listening: The Rolling Stones: Jigsaw Puzzle, Street Fighting Man, Happy, Heaven, Blue Turns To Grey, Sittin’ On A Fence, Let’s Spend The Night Together, the instrumental of Let’s Spend The Night Together, Ruby Tuesday, I Am Waiting, Sympathy For The Devil, Ventilator Blues, Citadel, We Love You
Watching: Smiley Face and I Love You, Man AKA If it ain’t broke don’t fix it AKA I smoke pot
Reading: Keith
Wearing: Polysporin medicated lip balm, silver nail polish, white Beatle boots
Wanting: Charlie Watts

CHARLIE WATTS WITH HIS WIFE AND A HORSE (this picture is very important)

Jersey Shore S3, with Special Guest Stars…The Beatles!

Wouldn’t it be so funny if you “tuned into” the season premiere of Jersey Shore tonight and all the dude cast members had been replaced by the Beatles? I’d say there’s at least a 23 percent chance of that happening. So, a la our exhaustive and amazing Mad Men Season 4, with Special Guest Stars…The Beatles!” post, here’s a very scientific matching of the Beatles with the Guidos, to get you prepared, just in case. It’s really easy, actually: John Lennon is the big show (“The Situation,” if you will); Pauly D is Pauly McC (That smile! Such killer charm!); Vinny’s all George Harrison-judgy about GTL; and Ronnie’s the one who brings the least to the table.* If you can figure out the girl half of the house, you win at everything.

JOHN LENNON AS THE SITUATION

PAUL MCCARTNEY AS PAULY D

GEORGE HARRISON AS VINNY

RINGO STARR AS RONNIE

*This is the meanest thing Liz has ever said about Ringo Starr in her life, and she feels so bad about it.

Some Weird Pix Of People Hanging Out With Alice Cooper

Alice & Ray Manzarek & Iggy Pop wearing a shirt that’s kind of a Rolling Stones shirt but kinda not

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Alice & Colonel Sanders, of course

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Alice & John Lennon & May Pang

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Alice & Keith Moon (Yikes! Yowza.)

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