I would describe George’s serve as “Muppety.”
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The Best of the Fuck Yeah George Harrison Tumblr (In Laura Jane’s Opinion)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGE HARRISON!
Today is George Harrison’s birthday. I am not going to do the mental math and calculate how old he would be turning if he were alive because it will bum me out. I also want to double-confirm for y’all (because people on the Internet love to correct other people on the Internet) that today really is George Harrison’s real birthday. Wikipedia will tell you otherwise, but Wikipedia is wrong. There was an error on George Harrison’s birth certificate because WWII-era Liverpool was shoddy like that, and his birthday has been misreported as being February 25th since basically the dawn of time, but last year it came out that George Harrison’s birthday is actually the 24th- today! Know it, learn it, love it.
Clearly, there are many wonderful aspects to the wonderful, calm and sexy human being known as George Harrison. For starters, he loves India! That’s such a hot quirk in a Beatles Boyfriend. And he loves racecar driving- less hot, yes, but to each his own. And once, in a story, I decided that George Harrison is the patron saint of clover, avocados, corduroy, the first day of school and the colour orange, so let’s remember this also. However, I’m a disgusting frat boy, so the trait in George Harrison I value most is easily his physical attractiveness. Let’s face it: homeboy is the hottest dude of all time. This is an objective fact. So, on this wonderful, calm and sexy day falling precisely four months before my twenty-sixth birthday built to honor the sexiest sitar-playing guitar-player who ever told Paul McCartney that whatever he wants him to play he’ll play it- let’s all freak out about what a babe he is on nogoodforme.com!
I personally started celebrating George’s ??th birthday at around 2:45 this morning, when I clicked through the first 50 pages of the Fuck Yeah George Harrison Tumblr (fuckyeahgeorgeharrison.tumblr.com) until my eyes bled. Here are my millions of gorgeous findings.
George Harrison Is My Valentine Muse
I like to look at this picture and listen to the “George + piano” version of “Old Brown Shoe,” which is a beautiful love song. If any other man in the world looked like this, I’d probably hate it. But it’s George Harrison, so then I love him more than everybody. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Finally! Something to Wear at my Fake Wedding to George Harrison!
If I were alive in the 1960s, and married George Harrison while wearing this dress (At first I was going to say I’d pair it with “barefoot,” but I like the white lace brogues! So I’ll stick with those), my photo would be on so many freshman fashion students’ mood boards for years and years to come. You know it’s true!!!!!!!
George and I’s wedding would be super Indianny and we’d have pot brownies and a parade of animals would be our groomsmen and bridesmaids, which is fabulous, because that means I wouldn’t have to deal with having Eric “Seems Like a Groan-Inducing Presence” Clapton be a member of my wedding party. Maybe I’d leave George for John Lennon at the altar! Or maybe Ray Davies would be Benjamin Braddock and I’d leave George for Ray Davies! Or maybe Keith Richards would be Benjamin Braddock and I’d leave George for Keith! Or maybe Syd Barrett would be Benjamin Braddock! And I’d run away with Syd! Or maybe I’d turn into like a weird Hare Krishna Maharishi sultan and have a whole harem of hot sixties British dudes be my wives! Or maybe I should stop writing stream-of-consciousness British Invasion fanfiction at 11:15 in the morning.
Yeah, probably that one.
(My wedding dress is made by my new favourite label SQ, and you can buy it at Pixiemarket, and then when you wear it you can always think of that wacky girl who writes for that blog who’s obsessed with the Beatles!!!)
Don’t Worry, George Harrison! I Haven’t Forgotten About You!
Dear George,
While Keith may be sexy and gnarly and a kindhearted drug addict who wears leopard and has a bottle of Jack Daniel’s attached to his hand and all that other good stuff, you are still the only dude of all-time who I would let sleep with me while wearing his hair in a half-ponytail. This is quite the accomplishment, and you should be very, very proud of yourself.
Thank you for your hotness,
Laura Jane
Jersey Shore S3, with Special Guest Stars…The Beatles!
Wouldn’t it be so funny if you “tuned into” the season premiere of Jersey Shore tonight and all the dude cast members had been replaced by the Beatles? I’d say there’s at least a 23 percent chance of that happening. So, a la our exhaustive and amazing “Mad Men Season 4, with Special Guest Stars…The Beatles!” post, here’s a very scientific matching of the Beatles with the Guidos, to get you prepared, just in case. It’s really easy, actually: John Lennon is the big show (“The Situation,” if you will); Pauly D is Pauly McC (That smile! Such killer charm!); Vinny’s all George Harrison-judgy about GTL; and Ronnie’s the one who brings the least to the table.* If you can figure out the girl half of the house, you win at everything.
JOHN LENNON AS THE SITUATION
PAUL MCCARTNEY AS PAULY D
GEORGE HARRISON AS VINNY
RINGO STARR AS RONNIE
*This is the meanest thing Liz has ever said about Ringo Starr in her life, and she feels so bad about it.
Hey It’s George Harrison & Mike Nesmith
What do you think they’re talking about? Probably what to give me for my birthday, and also what kind of cake to bake. A good choice for the former would be “Mike Nesmith’s coat,” and for the latter: I like banana chocolate chip with big fresh banana hunks and too much chocolate frosting.
Happy International Blue Jay Way Day!
International Blue Jay Way Day takes place every year on December 10th or 11th; it’s when you go to Blue Jay Way and listen to “Blue Jay Way” and walk up the hill and down the hill and take a few pictures and then go to McDonald’s across from the Chateau Marmont and buy a soda. Hope it was a good one for you all.
